The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that