.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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