Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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