I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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