There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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