you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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