My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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