His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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