and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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