He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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