i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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