Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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