Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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