I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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