No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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