Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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