i think my tv is drunk
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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