Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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