My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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