You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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