a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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