Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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