Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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