wat bout pragnant strippers??
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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