Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I am naked and annoyed.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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