you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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