I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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