I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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