but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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