Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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