No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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