Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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