Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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