why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize