When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
found the other keg... it's in the tree
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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