you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
There's always time for handjobs
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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