Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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