You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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