Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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