You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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