Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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