at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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