I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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