well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
there is puke in my bra ... again
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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