They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
