Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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