i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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