it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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