I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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