Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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