well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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