I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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