In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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