I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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