Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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